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Totally Sane Interviews with Vampires, Hobbits, and Talking Toads
An Interview with Penelope Hueby Harley May
Please give a roaring round of applause to our most welcome additions to the Character Interviews series: author Harley May and Penelope, the cheeky, but oh-so-charming main character of Harley's modern day, coming-of-age YA faery tale, The Winged Life.
Yep, that's right, folks. We've got ourselves a faery in the house (and yes, that's faery, not fairy, in Harley's dialect), a seventeen-year old faery, to be exact, who wants nothing more than to be human. But first....
A little background on our author, Harley May
Her self description: Harley May grew up in South Korea but attended a total of 7 different schools during her k-12 years. That’s right, 7. She’s always loved books. They’ve been her escape and home through all her moves. She majored in English at BOTH The University of Alabama and The University of South Florida. She now lives in Florida with her husband and 3 children. One of her favorite movies is The Prestige (Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale. Hello) and she always, always, always has a pair of sunglasses on her head. Except for when she’s sleeping, showering, this picture, etc.
Wait. Check that. Only while sleeping and showering. (For some reason, these activities recall Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale to mind, with or without sunglasses. Huh.)
Be sure to check out her personal blog as well as her collaborative blog How Many Blondes Does It Take to Write a Blog? where she admittedly, does "nothing but get into trouble" with her writer-mom friend, Keli.
Now, for the pièce de résistance....
I Believe In Faeries
Harley: [looks at watch] You’re late.
Penelope: Demon killing waits for no woman.
Harley: Is that where you were?
Penelope: Sure. Let’s just say I was sidetracked from chocolate acquisition.
Harley: By acquisition, do you mean stealing?
Penelope: [purses lips together]
Harley: I’ll take that as a yes.
Harley: When did your love affair with chocolate begin?
Penelope: Love Affair. You’re so dramatic.
Harley: When did you start liking chocolate? Whatever.
Penelope: I guess the minute my great love affair with humans did.
Harley: I’m ignoring your sass. So you like humans?
Penelope: Well I only know 3 humans, but I love learning about their world.
Harley: What got you interested in human life?
Penelope: You’d be interested too if you had the Council squashing every dream a faery could have. I’ll never be able to leave the Colony. No one ever does.
Harley: [shakes head] The Council sounds horribly oppressive. You can’t let the Man keep you down.
Penelope: Good grief. Stop trying to be so anti-establishment. You’re so square you don’t even pee in the shower.
Harley: Wha? You have no idea what I do in the shower.
Penelope: Actually I…
Harley: [clears throat] Let’s move on to the next question. Being a faery, Penelope, you certainly know a lot about human stuff. How is that?
Penelope: Well, I practically grew up in Henley’s bookstore.
Harley: He’s one of the humans you know.
Harley: He doesn’t mind letting a faery in his store.
Penelope: Oh, he doesn’t know I’m a faery. I acquire big t-shirts and they cover my wings nicely.
Harley: Again, by acquire, you mean steal, right?
Harley: That’s what I thought. Who’s another human you know?
Penelope: There’s Grayson. I just met him.
Harley: And what is he like?
Penelope: He’s quiet and moody. He’s dark and will have outbursts directed at no one that come out of nowhere. He’s troubled, but I like being around him. He seems to like being around me. He’s really tall. Like really. I don’t mind looking at him. Let’s just say that. Personality wise, he is the complete opposite of Elias.
Harley: And who is Elias?
Penelope: Elias. He’s another faery. I’ve been in love with him almost every day of my life. He’s my brother’s best friend and my best friend’s older brother. They’re orphans and live with us.
Harley: That’s not confusing at all.
Penelope: [glares] You wrote it. Anyway. Elias ignores every innuendo and hint I drop, and I do those a lot. I think he doesn’t want to hurt my feelings. He has to know how I feel but just doesn’t reciprocate. [shrugs]
Harley: Have you tried telling him?
Harley: Maybe you should just tell him how you feel.
Penelope: Geeze! Who are you? My Mom? Quit telling me what to do.
Harley: Alright. Alright. Moving on. [widens eyes] Who is the other human you know?
Penelope: That’d be you.
Harley: Oh. [smiles] And what do you think about me?
Penelope: You’re fine, as far as vessels of story telling go.
Harley: A vessel? I’m more than a vessel. I’m the author!
Penelope: Really? “The Winged Life”? Is that what you’re going with now.
Harley: Look, you’d be nothing without me. I created you. I’m the one in charge here.
Penelope: [snort] Okay.
Harley: You know what? This interview is over. I’ve had it with your sass. I can only take so much snarkiness. [storms out]
Penelope: [looks pointedly at audience] She’ll be back.
Oh Harley, you have your work cut out for you--Miss Penelope is quite the handful! But you just can't help but love her. Thank you so much, Harley, for introducing her to us and for guest posting on my blog. It's been a pleasure to have you!
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