All the reasons I should not be blogging right now:1. It is 2 AM.
2. It is 2 AM.
3. I am sick. Again.
4. My body is simultaneously on fire and shivering like a hypothermic, floppy fish.
4. It’s easy to make mistakes when you’re sick and tired.
5. It is difficultt oioto type when your’re shiverrrringgh.
6. I am not entirely lucid. Dang it, who left the dark on?
7. It is easy to lose track of
8. It is 2:05 AM.
9. I don’t have a number 10 either.
All the reasons I wanted to blog right now:
Ok, I am so tired, that I actually put in the wrong picture. So, no, I am not selling reproducing pigs. Seriously. It was the wrong picture.
Here is the right one:
Shiza, I did it again.
Although, this one is kinda funny. It’s actually a photo I shopped for my “How to Be Creepy” blog post that I never posted because I’m a chicken and didn’t want to destroy my oh-so-clean brand.
The RIGHT RIGHT one:
Yes, wine is good, but that’s still the wrong picture. *Sigh* Hang in there, folks. I’m struggling to find where I saved this one.
The RIGHT RIGHT SUPER RIGHT one:
Phew! Finally found it! This is the reason I was so excited (there are other reasons, too, but I’m waiting on something to arrive first before I blog about it, and then you will see me at some seriously high levels of freakishly over the top enthusiasm). The lovely, uber supportive, amazing over-the-top tweetie/bloggie/friend Rhonda at Snarktastic Ramblings has awarded me with the Over the Top Award. And I will not lie. I was heavy-duty coveting this award. And now it’s all mine. ALL MINE!!! My precious….
But I’m supposed to answer some questions, so, well, here:
Your Cell Phone? Mobile
Your Hair? Virgin
Your Mother? Remarkable
Your Father? Sugar
Your Favorite Food? Sweet
Your Dream Last Night? *wink
Your Favorite Drink? Full
Your Dream/Goal? Evolving
What Room Are You In? Cave
Your Hobby? Creating
Your Fear? Subdued
Where Do You See Yourself In Six Years? Late
Where Were You Last Night? Writing
Something That You Aren't? Stupid
Wish List Item? Time
Where Did You Grow Up? Never
Last Thing You Did? Fall
What Are You Wearing? Down
Your TV? Off
Your Pets? Peeves
Your Life? Vital
Your Mood? Pensive
Missing Someone? Always
Something You Aren't Wearing? Errr....
Your Favorite Store? Vicky’s
Your Favorite Color? Plaid
When Was The Last Time You Laughed? Always
Last Time You Cried? Often
Your Best Friend? Him
One Place You Go To Over And Over Again? Inside
Favorite Place To Eat? Floor
So there you are. Now, I’m supposed to give this award away again. And I cannot lie…I’m a little loathe to do it. I mean, really…my precious.
But, okay, I’m over it. I’m kind of fickle like that. And I adore these blogs, so no problem, really. So, I would like to present the OVER THE TOP AWARD to the following blogs (aka the shiznit):
Need I explain that these blogs are amazing and, uh, over the top (yes, that’s a given…since I’m awarding them with the OVER THE TOP AWARD)? Duh. But, seriously, you should check them out. Alexandra is new to blogspot, so it seems like she’s a newbie, but she’s actually had a blog at livejournal.com for ages, and she’s brilliant. The others all are, as well, except I had to explain about Alexandra, in case you got the sense that I was nuts for giving a blog award to someone that just started a blog. Cuz that’s not the case. Am I overexplaining? Possibly. It is 2:32 AM. And I have a fever. So. Yeah.
Anyway, yay me! I mean, not yay me cuz I’m sick. Yay me because I won an award. And yay me because I gave it away. Oh…well…poor me. I miss my award.
You liked that picture of Sam Worthington, didn’t you? He’s totally hot. Even in a panda hat. Admit it. It’s creepy, but kinda hot, right?