Go ahead and slide belly first on that Slip N Slide. It's wet. Ish.
You go first. That rope bridge looks safe. Ish.
Feel free to pet my dragon. He's friendly. Ish.
Let me ride on your shoulders. I'm light. Ish.
I love your head. It's so round. Ish.
Sure, my wife and I are perfectly happy. Ish.
Have a bite. The sushi is fresh. Ish.
Feel free to use my shower. It's clean. Ish.
Oh yeah. I'm STD free. Ish.
What the F. Ish.
See what sentences you can come up with. You all are clever. Ish.*
Finally, congratulations are in order:
Congratulations, Rosemary Clement-Moore on your release of TEXAS GOTHIC!
(In case you're curious: my review of TEXAS GOTHIC.)
Congratulations, Carrie Harris on your release of BAD TASTE IN BOYS!
(In case you're curious: my review of BAD TASTE IN BOYS.)
Congratulations, Denise Grover Swank on your release of TWENTY-EIGHT AND A HALF WISHES!
TEXAS GOTHIC, BAD TASTE IN BOYS, and TWENTY-EIGHT AND A HALF WISHES are available today.
Ricki Schultz on signing with agent Barbara Poelle of the Irene Goodman Agency. So happy for you, Ricki!
So. I'm gonna return to my WIP cave now. Bye.
*I've noticed that sometimes people don't get my jokes. So I've resorted to adding these lame footnotes to explain hahahaha! Just kidding, Ish.**
**Ditto. Et cetera.