What I Do
I edit other people's books. While it doesn't make paying for school loans any less painful, it justifies having memorized the Chicago Manual of Style.
I write books about teenagers who deal with normal stuff in extraordinary circumstances. Sometimes I give them magic.
I write other things too, like books about adults and short stories and bad poetry. But mostly I focus on writing for younger people because teenagers are smart and they're funny and they're compassionate and they're still capable of becoming notassholes.
sometimes I play
and the oxford comma
What I Don't Do
I don't post on a regular schedule, but when you read my posts that do go up, a fairy gets its wings.
I won't correct you grammar. If you are not paying me to do it.
I don't always use complete
I know the meaning of life, based on accumulated data, but I don't talk about it.
I have a special fondness for miniature things. And items bought in bulk.